G' Day from Koh Samui
      Hi There - are you having withdrawal's from us, cos even though we are in PARADISE lost, we are missing you all.  Mmmmm, bit gushy, probably regret that statement when we leave but well - you know ! We are ready to come home even though it has all been FABULOUS & beyond our wildest expectations.
Let me try & give you a bit of Koh Samui.
Upon our arrival our king sized bed was decorated in red rose petals in the shape of a heart, there was also a scattering of orchids, a box of roses & also a welcome Honeymoon letter. They also gave us a "Happy Honeymoon" Cake & Fresh Fruit - WOW !
No clouds in the sky, around 35 degress with humidity in the high 90's. A resort that is five star, I think they ranked it wrong I believe it should be at least a nine ! We have two massive swimming pools to choose from, a spa on site - not the bubbly sort (well there is that, but also there is the massage & facial & special treatment type of which I have indulged) I had two and a half hours of the works burger. Massage top to toe & then the most fantastic spirulina facial, it was to
die for and so cheap I could go every day but then that is wasting cocktail and / or eating time either in the pool or by the pool or on the beach even !
Take a look at the resort at http://www.amari.com/palmreef/ & don't hate us - ha ha six day's in heaven & it has been. We have walked up and down the beach at Chaewong & cannot find anything that comes close. Check out the rooms & reservations section & then check out the deluxe room & get a little sample of our life here at the moment.
EVERYTHING is exquisite, way beyond anything we have ever experienced luxury wise. It is a total Feng Shui experience. Prior to this experience Wayne was not a fan of the old Feng Shui, nor I - but to quote Wayne, he thought that if everything was "in the Barge Arse position" that was the sum of Feng Shui ! & I kinda had to agree. He & I have changed our minds & when we get home I will entertain you with a bit more Feng Shui... and pole dancing is not Feng Shui AT ALL in case you were wondering. Also I don't think that Wayne will ever stop flashing his bottoms at any opportunity no matter what. But you know some things never change :-)
All that aside, Koh Samui is a total sensory experience, from the gardens to the water features flowing through them to the essential oils burning, to the way the paths meander through the resort, to the presentation of EVERYTHING, it is amazing & will go into more detail at home. It is so exquisite that it makes even a Japanese Garden look really ugly - I am not a fan of Japanese gardens but some people find them appealing ! The people are beautiful, so gentle and humble & polite. They literally serve you, you cannot pull out your own chair to eat or if you go down to the beach they will offer to bring you a deck chair & take drinks orders or food orders. If you look hot they bring you cold face towels infused with essential oils - they are there 100% without being intrusive
Once again we have eaten truly amazing food & enjoyed room service after eating, gosh are we really food pigs - mmmm I think so, but I don't know how you cannot be in the face of such divinity.
Andre, glad to hear you have been eating in sympathy & going broke - now you can bash bellies & compare empty wallets with your cojoined long lost, soon to be reunited with, Buble x
Tony you would LOVE it here, they have Scuba Diving & Jet Ski's & every other water sport you could imagine. We are coming back for a fourteen night stay in around two years & they we will indulge in all of that - but for now, this time, we are just chillin !
Ooh Wayne made a very useful friend this time, the manager of the hotel, Marcus who has given us his personal business card & invited us to email him personally when we return next as he rewards loyalty & return visits & is promising a special rate ! I do LOVE my Buble
At nights we walk along the beach and just stop at any place that looks good for a couple of drinks & move on to the next one. All the resorts have deck chairs out the front & you are welcome to eat or drink at any of them while you look out over the aqua blue ocean with the whitest finest sand which by the way is warm ! Ooh Ahhh, must go now - Buble just walked in after sampling a local bar & I too am enticed
After this standard of living & service over the last few days, we would like to announce that we do expect a very warm Sawadee upon our return this Wednesday ! Nah, whatever, just your cuddles & kisses will be GREAT.
Love to you all xxxxxx Mr & Mrs L
    Let me try & give you a bit of Koh Samui.
Upon our arrival our king sized bed was decorated in red rose petals in the shape of a heart, there was also a scattering of orchids, a box of roses & also a welcome Honeymoon letter. They also gave us a "Happy Honeymoon" Cake & Fresh Fruit - WOW !
No clouds in the sky, around 35 degress with humidity in the high 90's. A resort that is five star, I think they ranked it wrong I believe it should be at least a nine ! We have two massive swimming pools to choose from, a spa on site - not the bubbly sort (well there is that, but also there is the massage & facial & special treatment type of which I have indulged) I had two and a half hours of the works burger. Massage top to toe & then the most fantastic spirulina facial, it was to
die for and so cheap I could go every day but then that is wasting cocktail and / or eating time either in the pool or by the pool or on the beach even !
Take a look at the resort at http://www.amari.com/palmreef/ & don't hate us - ha ha six day's in heaven & it has been. We have walked up and down the beach at Chaewong & cannot find anything that comes close. Check out the rooms & reservations section & then check out the deluxe room & get a little sample of our life here at the moment.
EVERYTHING is exquisite, way beyond anything we have ever experienced luxury wise. It is a total Feng Shui experience. Prior to this experience Wayne was not a fan of the old Feng Shui, nor I - but to quote Wayne, he thought that if everything was "in the Barge Arse position" that was the sum of Feng Shui ! & I kinda had to agree. He & I have changed our minds & when we get home I will entertain you with a bit more Feng Shui... and pole dancing is not Feng Shui AT ALL in case you were wondering. Also I don't think that Wayne will ever stop flashing his bottoms at any opportunity no matter what. But you know some things never change :-)
All that aside, Koh Samui is a total sensory experience, from the gardens to the water features flowing through them to the essential oils burning, to the way the paths meander through the resort, to the presentation of EVERYTHING, it is amazing & will go into more detail at home. It is so exquisite that it makes even a Japanese Garden look really ugly - I am not a fan of Japanese gardens but some people find them appealing ! The people are beautiful, so gentle and humble & polite. They literally serve you, you cannot pull out your own chair to eat or if you go down to the beach they will offer to bring you a deck chair & take drinks orders or food orders. If you look hot they bring you cold face towels infused with essential oils - they are there 100% without being intrusive
Once again we have eaten truly amazing food & enjoyed room service after eating, gosh are we really food pigs - mmmm I think so, but I don't know how you cannot be in the face of such divinity.
Andre, glad to hear you have been eating in sympathy & going broke - now you can bash bellies & compare empty wallets with your cojoined long lost, soon to be reunited with, Buble x
Tony you would LOVE it here, they have Scuba Diving & Jet Ski's & every other water sport you could imagine. We are coming back for a fourteen night stay in around two years & they we will indulge in all of that - but for now, this time, we are just chillin !
Ooh Wayne made a very useful friend this time, the manager of the hotel, Marcus who has given us his personal business card & invited us to email him personally when we return next as he rewards loyalty & return visits & is promising a special rate ! I do LOVE my Buble
At nights we walk along the beach and just stop at any place that looks good for a couple of drinks & move on to the next one. All the resorts have deck chairs out the front & you are welcome to eat or drink at any of them while you look out over the aqua blue ocean with the whitest finest sand which by the way is warm ! Ooh Ahhh, must go now - Buble just walked in after sampling a local bar & I too am enticed
After this standard of living & service over the last few days, we would like to announce that we do expect a very warm Sawadee upon our return this Wednesday ! Nah, whatever, just your cuddles & kisses will be GREAT.
Love to you all xxxxxx Mr & Mrs L


2 Comments:
Oooohhhh, I am sooooo jealous!!!!! That is my ULTIMATE destination/experience!! Fiji obviously doesnt even come close!!! Stuie would love the water sports, and like you Kimmy, I would love the pampering...and so cheap....I am salivating just thinking of it....I thought you were due back on the 18th so we are very excited that you will be back even earlier!! Busting to hear ALL the details and indulge in plenty of viewing pleasure-I think we will set aside 1 evening per destination just to suck it all in properly!!! rapt you'll be home soon, but even more so that you have had the trip of a lifetime-together!
Safe flight guys, keep drinking right to the end-I want pickled livers!!!!
Love to you both,
Ballbreaker & Lance xxx
YOU LUCKY LUCKY BASTARDS!
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